Hawaiian Banana Split

2 scoops of female that are sharing a Hawaiian man. Usually plain and vanilla but can spice things up by using whipped cream. Bonus points if there is a cherry on top. If they are REALLY kinky, they might add hot fudge as well.

Jennifer and Ashley seem to be enjoying Kahuna's Hawaiian Banana Split

by Crowdraven87 June 23, 2019

Seven Ten Split

The act of cumming on a girls chest, and hitting both nipples with splotches of cum.

Girl: Cum on my tits.
Ty from Dude Perfect: Its time for the seven ten split!

by PonchezTheSexSlave January 03, 2020

Bulgarian Split Squats

When you pay a premium to get super sore.

Your Hanny Granny gave me some Bulgarian Split Squats yesterday.

by TruceOff July 31, 2022

Split the red sea

When a male has sex with a female while on her period.

Neil: Oh hey Johnny! i just split the red sea with Alyssa, man there was a lot of blood.

Johnny: Oh snap!

by fuckmeimfree June 06, 2011

the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs January 31, 2018

Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.

I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...

by Pokchop March 06, 2022

Captain chair splitting

While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.

Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.

by Purple nurble February 09, 2022