splash and dash

Having a quick wee!
The term originated in Formula 1 and or NASCAR where a car comes in for a minor fix - new tyres etc and takes on a small amount of fuel while this work is being done

Dave was in a hurry so he nipped into the loo for a quick splash and dash.

by Drew Clarke January 4, 2008

Splatoon 2

The strongest weapon known to man. Using this will instantly kill its victims, this happens because all the gay player’s gay spreads into the game’s code It multiples it tenfold until it makes everything around it gay.

Idiot: “your dad lesbian.”
Person:*pulls out Nintendo switch*
Idiot: “You’ll kill us both!”
Person: “I know .”
Person: *starts Splatoon 2*
*both start to disintegrate*

by Mr fabulous May 14, 2018

splat

The noise that something squashy makes when it hits a hard surface. In UK comics, when this happens, you will usually see the word in capitals coming out of the interaction between hard surface and the squashy material. Excellent example of onomatopoeia.
Suitable materials for making the SPALT sound are things like tomatoes, mashed potato, custard pies and squelchy mud.
Look in UK comics like the Beano and Dandy for examples.

The custard pie hit the boys face:- SPLAT!

by Ken Holway October 17, 2007

splash

To have sex with a woman

"I splashed that redhead last weekend"

by nuck June 11, 2006

splank

Use of Funk to free minds and behinds from constipated notions; anti-spank

star child iz gonna splank yo ass silly

by bootsy collins April 16, 2003

Genital Jungle Splash

The bodily genital discharge from a person infested with STD's.

While Ricky was fornicating that psyco ass bitch he got genital jungle splash all over my brand new sleeping bag, Goddamn it Ricky!

by Nutlicka November 12, 2004

splash back

It's the water that comes back up from the commode and hits your butt when you poop.

Boy, There sure was alot of splash back that time my butt got sooked.

by kythiefsnatcher April 29, 2010