kenosha sober

When you finally stop doing blow and drinking brown liquor while only get shit faced on beer and weed on the weekends.

Since his last arrest, he has really cleaned up his act and sticks to beer and weed on the weekends. Last time I saw him at Shenanigans he told me he has been Kenosha sober for 6 months!

by Rue2 March 19, 2025

Stay Sober

A saying used by D’Aydrian Harding because he doesn't want his viewers to follow bad habits.

D’Aydrian Harding fan: Yo D’Aydrian I'm Insert years sober because of your content!

D’Aydrian Harding: Let's take a picture!

D’Aydrian Harding: Remember guys, always Stay Sober!

by I'm a LeBonBon Glazer! March 22, 2025

Ozark Sober

When you consume all drugs except opiates. But opiates sometimes.

Did you here that Joey is Ozark Sober

by Le4n_m4chine January 21, 2026

American sober

/əˈmer.ɪ.kən ˈsoʊ.bɚ/

People who are "American sober" either moderately use or forgo alcohol, and only use Marijuana, Xanax, Ketamine, Adderall, Psilocybin mushrooms, and LSD

Daniel: you still drinking?

Chris: nah, I've been American sober for a while now

by TheTallestPsychonaut January 22, 2026

American sober

/əˈmer.ɪ.kən ˈsoʊ.bɚ/

People who are "American sober" either moderately use or forgo alcohol, and only use Marijuana, Xanax, Ketamine, Adderall, Psilocybin mushrooms, and LSD

Daniel: you still drinking?

Chris: nah, I've been American sober for a while now

by TheTallestPsychonaut January 22, 2026

Kentucky sober

When a person drinks but does not use drugs.

The opposite of "California sober."

I went to the rave this weekend, and the guy I was making out with asked me if I was just drinking tonight. I could tell he was about to offer me cocaine or something, so I let him know I'm Kentucky sober.

by zpak May 26, 2025

Portuguese Sober

When you claim to be clean but you’re chain-smoking through dinner, crushing benzos with the base of a wine bottle you “don’t know who brought,” and insisting you’re sober because you haven’t touched aguardente since your cousin’s funeral; even though you don’t remember leaving the funeral or why your shirt still smells like chapel incense and bile.

"Yeah, Ryan says he’s sober now."
"Portuguese sober or real sober?"

by JaMcDP June 27, 2025