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Definitions by zpak

Kentucky sober

When a person drinks but does not use drugs.

The opposite of "California sober."
I went to the rave this weekend, and the guy I was making out with asked me if I was just drinking tonight. I could tell he was about to offer me cocaine or something, so I let him know I'm Kentucky sober.
Kentucky sober by zpak May 26, 2025
Needing to use the bathroom. Just like hungry means "wants to eat," thirsty means "wants to drink" and horny means "wants to fuck," kotty means "wants to pee or poop."

From the German word der Kot, meaning excrement.
You don't have to ask permission to leave class if you're kotty-- just go.

I was kotty the whole second half of that movie, but it was too good to miss.

I can't decide whether I'm kotty or just gassy right now.
kotty by zpak April 16, 2020