Dong Snatch

When a women, normally lesbian, cuts of the penis of a man while he is sleeping and gives it to another women as an offering of her affection.

Women: I just dong snatched Sarah.
Women 2: What'd she think?
Women: I think she really liked it.

by Hippieman2 May 12, 2015

Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away

Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009

Parka Snatch

When a girl has a hairy vagina and a huge foopa together creating what looks like a parka. Thus "Parka Snatch".

Damn that bitch so hairy, she got a parka snatch!!!

by tony July 23, 2014

Snatch Cricket

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes her snatch after going to the batheroom

I went down on her and she had snatch crickets!

by D's Girl September 20, 2018

Trailer Snatch

A broken down used up vagina. The owner of the vagina originates from the trailer park.

That Karen sure does have sex with a lot of guys in that little trailer. She probably has a trailer Snatch.

I bet if you stick a meth pipe in my vagina you could consider it a trailer snatch

by Buttmole asspickle September 2, 2020

Snatch wizard

A gynecologist

I need to do see the snatch wizard for my yearly exam.

by Mean streets Malone February 19, 2019

Golden snatch

The porno name for golden snitch

I made a porno called Hairy pooper and the golden snatch

by MsInimical October 13, 2021