making a smoothie

Slang for going to the bathroom to take a shit.
Useful if your with a bunch of people and someone asks what you're off to do, but you dont really want to say...
Can be used in polite company, though be careful not to ask if anyone else would like one...

Two guys and two girls they like are sitting in a room, one guy gets up leaves, then comes back 5 mins later
Guy 1: "where you been man"
*girls look up, interested"
Guy 2: "...ah no where, just been making a smoothie"

by JoeW06 April 28, 2007

Angry blueberry smoothie

This is a variation of the blueberry smoothie (when you stick blueberries up a woman's cunt, pounding the shit out of her box until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with his nut inside her to a smooth, frothy consistency). After making the blueberry smoothie, you smack the woman in the nose and make her drink the blood gushing from her nose while you (or another person) consume the fresh blueberry smoothie oozing from her pussy.

"I was feeling a little passive aggressive today, so rather than the usual blueberry smoothie I get on my Tuesday lunch break, I decided to make it an Angry blueberry smoothie. Besides, my girlfriend has been a bitch the last few days anyway, so she deserved it."

by Anita Creampie October 9, 2008

smoothing it

Living in the lap of luxury in a rugged setting.

"My parents love going to the wilderness, but only if they're smoothing it." (i.e. they stay in a five-star mountain region hotel and hire a Swiss guide.)

by Susan Macaluso January 12, 2007

smoltry

A feminine sexy passionate look. Sensuous eyes, hair, and lips. Typically a darker skinned Latin, Asian, European girl.

She has a smoltry look.

by David Snow November 29, 2007

smooth heavy

A big girl with a pretty face; gets more and more attractive after a couple of drinks

I'm trying to get at that smooth heavy over there

by CEH October 17, 2014

smooth faced bitch

A male without a beard. A clean shaven bitch boy; a smooth faced pescatarian altar boy; a boy-scout.

John looks like a smooth faced bitch ever since he shaved his beard.

by mike litoris777 August 26, 2017

gangsta smooth

to be super fly and do gangsta things.......

Eating cereal with out milk is gangsta smooth.
(A jay jay item is not gangsta smoooth)

by Tony Magz December 5, 2007