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smash broth 

When the sexual fluids (E.g. ejaculate, sweat, saliva) intermingle after a hardcore pounding.
Sorry, I seem to have corrupted your bedsheets with our smash broth
smash broth by Mute Harlequin April 22, 2017
Bro, that was a nasty "smash up " last night.
Smash Up by tacosnatch May 9, 2017

Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.
Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!

Smash a pasty 

To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.
I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.
Smash a pasty by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017

Smash and Lash 

To lead someone into having sex with you and then leave immediately after and never communicate or be associated with them again as if they never exsisted. Can also be abbreviated to S&L.
"Girl, remember the boy I met the other week, yeah well he full did a smash and lash on me."
Smash and Lash by wan2thedon23 June 29, 2017

smash sauce 

When you smash a girl and cum
I gave that b**** some smash sauce last night, bro!
smash sauce by whatnightmar3 August 7, 2017