unalocular slethascope

retractable one eye pirate telescope

the old man was using unalocular slethascope to look through his neighbors window

by gypsy nig November 15, 2010

Portland Slot Machine

Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."

I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.

by SteveMcMann September 24, 2016

thot slot

A slutty girls fanny or vagina

I just got in that thot slot

Stop being such a thot slot

That thot has a massive slot

by Battyman May 5, 2018

Anal sloshing

Doing small sex when the other is shitting

the girl said she had to shut so the guy said hold on let me anal slosh your shit (anal sloshing)

by Dayton14 July 30, 2018

coin slot maneuver

when a person imitates the eyes of an Asian person

Hunter just did the coin slot maneuver at Chen, what a racist.

by shaftscouter January 8, 2021

Oyster in the slot machine

An old mans soft penis in a beautiful young woman

"He's pulling out the ol oyster in the slot machine."

by Robiththeeslobith February 12, 2018

The ol' slather and batter

The act of slathering tomato sauce on your balls.

Jake: "I'm bored..."
James: "Well I do have a jar of tomato sauce. We could always do the ol' slather and batter challenge."

by DBXL November 6, 2020