Two-Shitter

A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.

Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"

"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"

by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019

Bag Shitter

When your room mate is in the bathroom and you are forced to shit in a plastic bag and then sneak outside to dispose of the evidence.

My room mate was in the bathroom for ages I had to shit in a bag.

Friend: “Your a dirty Bag shitter”

by Findingchemo July 2, 2019

Two-Shitter-Quitter

When you drop out of rotation after a couple hits because you're too lit to give a shit and it's time to call it quits.

I'm good man, that J's a two-shitter-quitter.

by donionrings April 4, 2019

logay shitter

Someone who is really bad at videogames. Usually will choke in most situations.

Gamer1: dude it was a 3v1 your such a logay shitter.
gamer2: whats a logay shitter?

by SirVoss April 28, 2021

volvo shitter

When u eat Volvos and shit them bitches out ur ass crack… only the real ones know …
Many ppl suffer from this tragic trauma 💔 current status : shitting a volvo

Just ate my ma’s volvo I’m such a volvo shitter guys 💔

by Volvo x April 21, 2022

kyle shittenhoused

1. A play on the name Kyle Rittenhouse and the term Shithoused.

2. Getting so drunk you do some crazy shit like mobbing across state lines with an AR-15, completely horned up offensively just wanting to cause havoc.

Man I got so Kyle Shittenhoused last night that after the bar I fell asleep in the drive thru at jack in the box and the guy working the window had to wake me up…… didn’t get a DUI though.

by Mike Ballzitch December 29, 2022

blow the shitter up

When you have to shit really bad. Can’t wait and need to find the nearest toilet.

Man I ate some bad food and gotta go Blow The Shitter Up…

by Boiler cracker February 5, 2022