clap your shits

To slap or smack another's person buttocks in an endearing or flirtatious fashion.

"Damn ma! Look at that cake! Imma clap your shits!!"

by smartyfartybitch February 7, 2017

Pootie and the Blow Shits

A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.

"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"

by Hit you with a brick April 29, 2019

Bumble Bee Shits

The result of pounding preworkout containing beta-alanine and having to take a violent shit while at the gym. Your skin itches like there are bees crawling underneath your skin and it feels like you're shooting them out of your ass while the sweat makes you slip and slide on the toilet seat.

"Hey bro what are we doin next set?"
"Hold on a minute I gotta bad case of the bumble bee shits"

by silkguy October 31, 2019

Officer craps n shits

A police officer who is very rich and sexy and who is very good at what he does he makes over 1 million a year

Officer craps n shits killed a baby

by OFFICER CRAPS N SHITS March 18, 2021

Tommy Two Shits

If you've had one shit, they've had two.

yeah you know "so'n'so" from down the road, they're a right tommy two shits

by MrSnufflesTB November 29, 2021

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

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The final boss of typing things when you're bored. This combination works on an HP chromebook, where you type everything, in order, including the names of certain keys. You also type everything with shift. The only thing you didn't do was put in symbols that the name of isn't completely obvious.

Mike: I got bored in class so I typed `~!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=backspacetabQqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'entershiftZzXcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/shiftctrlaltspacealtctrl
Kyle: ...what?

by __Unholy__ February 26, 2021