semen socket

The act of violently extracting someones glass eye, and proceeding to insert ones penis into the empty socket in a vigorous jack hammering motion resulting in a raw, bloody, wet, creamy, delicious mess. Leaving the sticky socket swimming with tadpole tears.

"Have you ever had a semen socket?"

by Semen Socket July 18, 2018

Semen Blanket

When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.

“I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”

by Garrett Wick September 8, 2018

semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018

semen safe

The Politically Correct term for CumDumpster

Your wife is such a semen safe, Bob

by PenguinMolester June 7, 2018

Semen

So thing that fills a certain bank that I want to rob

Want to go rob the semen bank!

by Penis pumper124 April 22, 2022

On semen

A slang term used to describe anything and everything. It is typically used as a validation for any actions.

Miguel: Holy shit bro, that movie was insane, on semen!
Jaqueese: For real bro!

by Superior Inferior Bad Boys April 29, 2022

Semen Succulent

A plant made of of jizz, collecting and grown by a BDSM dominatrix from his/her slaves. After it blooms, the dominatrix eats the blooms.

I finally have enough jizz for my Semen Succulent! James was my last subject, I can't believe the big load he burst!

by The One True Material Gworl May 5, 2022