Semen Ketchum

The remainings of your semen

Jc: Lick my semen Ketchum

Jesse: wtf is semen Ketchum

by Glory Boy 305 September 12, 2021

semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

Semen laundering

The process of illegally obtaining semen from a sperm bank to impregnate oneself.

Now we know how Melissa was conceived, Tracy was semen laundering in the early 90s.

by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025

semenator

A semenator is kinda like a Squirmanator except probably not as cool. A semenator is extreme good at ejaculating a lot more semen(sperm) than the average human. Basicly, anyone that you know that puts out enough to fill a glass is definitly a semenator. Can also be used in relation to liquids of mass amounts, see examples.

1. My ex-boyfriend was such a semenator.
2. Dude, that guy's sprinkler system puts out so much water, I'm not even sure why he hasn't won the semenator award yet.
3. I wish I was a semenator so I could have kids.

by lonely188 August 02, 2006

Semen Goblin

1. A child

a. A product of semen

b. Semen created it

c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?

a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption

b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen

c. Semen enthusiast

She acted like a semen goblin as soon as we were alone

by Abner Anly April 16, 2023

semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 02, 2018

semen-white

The brightest white known to man: the whiteness of the product of his loins.

"What a smile Carol, your teeth are looking semen-white today!"

"My skins so pale!.. its definitely semen-white."

by pseud0lady March 11, 2012