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Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle

colloquially known as the S U C C
this is the form of sex called a blowjob in which the penis is placed in the mouth of a woman instead of their vaginal regions, this can be used as a method of 2, maybe 3 dicks in a girl at once. (MmM, kinky)

If this event is to be undertaken, please call
44+ 23453453924
Sentence examples can't be blank soo... -_-
"Yoo Dave, Angela gave me the Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle in return for some watermelon sugar"
"Yoo, Thats sick"
by TheSlangMaker420 May 14, 2021
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A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine
I have A Long Schlong
by smolcok November 23, 2021
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Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
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King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!
She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!
by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022
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Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
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Schmeggi die Schmoggg Jugu jaga jackson

It is a popular meaning in german for a healing in Fortnite.
Oh look there is a schmeggi die Schmoggg jugu jaga jackson i gonna slurp, drink it!
by chaos208 December 20, 2023
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Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer

When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize
Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals
by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023
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