scare cycle

A complete menstrual cycle of a girl you are having sex with. Each cycle you are constantly scared that she is not going to get her period and be pregnant. This is not necessarily a complete month it is any amount of time that you are scared and worried about a girl getting pregnant. When a girl gets her period, the scare cycle is finished.

"Dude I don't know I'm really worried about my girlfriend we are still in a scare cycle cause the condom broke" or "I just finished my scare cycle after that one-night stand I had"

by Audrella May 14, 2008

Dumping Scare

When you are at severe risk of being DUMPED by someone but then it turns out to all be JKS

Jona : WOW he found out i cheated on him !
Abs: Really what happened?
Jona: basically... DUMPING SCARE!

by Jamhole.com May 7, 2010

Scafed

Past- tense of 'scafe', to smoke. Can be in regards to a finished cigarette, a dead joint, a cashed bowl, etc. Can be used in place of the word 'cashed' in many cases.

Yo dude, this bong bowl is totally scafed...

by Mike251 September 22, 2006

scarenema

When a person has a near miss that scares the shit out of them.

Did you see that biker going 90?
Yeah, he totally needs a scarenema!

by Ashley Fox January 8, 2008

Sacred Tree

The date December 21st, 2012 A.D. (13.0.0.0.0 in the Long Count), represents an extremely close conjunction of the Winter Solstice Sun with the crossing point of the Galactic Equator (Equator of the Milky Way) and the Ecliptic (path of the Sun), what that ancient Maya recognized as the Sacred Tree. This is an event that has been coming to
resonance very slowly over thousands and thousands of years.

sacred tree will come to resolution at exactly 11:11 am GMT.

by kylie morrett griffith August 22, 2008

scaresterbate

To self-amuse by self-scaring. To intentionally look for scary events and possibilities in order to stimulate oneself with fearful sensations.

The entire world economy isn't going to completely collapse. Find something else to scaresterbate over.

by Enola Gray August 19, 2009

Scaretistic

Statistics usually made up to scare people to one side of an argument or to a different belief or value.

Scaretistic: Birth control fails 243% of the time!

by tbclycan November 14, 2011