for shit sakes

An expression of total discussed in someone as to why they cannot do something, and you feel as if they can at least do it for the sake of a piece of shit if nothing else at all matters.

Dad: Son, please take out the trash for your mother.
Son: But why? It is not like I have to do what you say and you can’t make me!
Dad: Well for shit sakes, you could at least do something around the house every now and then!

by Billy BullSchitter August 5, 2016

Minnesota soda shaker

When one partner, preferably male, opens a can of soda of their choice and pours it into the other partners anus and traps it. Then the partner jumps up and down and when fizzy enough, opens the plugged anus releasing the soda into the other ones mouth

When I gave that girl the Minnesota soda shaker, the soda tasted even better!

by Imakefunnystuff January 22, 2021

skibidi toilet ohio grimace shake rizz

something cool

some friend: Dude Insert degenerate is not skibidi toilet ohio grimace shake rizz *skull emoji*

by I caught him lacking so hard October 8, 2023

shake appeal

Sex appeal.

That bitch has mad shake appeal

by Kremer June 6, 2004

shake the rice

The act of wanking off, asian style.
Generally includes the use of chopsticks and soya sauce.

TIME TO SHAKE THE RICE!! WOOOOOT!

by Invisible Cunt January 22, 2011

Shake hands with the groundhog

To die. To expire. To cease to be

"I may not be feeling too good but I'm not ready to shake hands with the groundhog yet."

by Bogey251 December 24, 2008

nilla shake

To be a nilla shake means to just lay back and relax while your personal ho treats your cock like a straw in a Mickey Dees nilla shake.

After a while, the gusher cums and she gulps down every last ounce of your squart. "Mmmm, nilla shakes taste good", she says as she wipes off her chin.

It's so cumblasting awesome that your cock does the dick dance or chocolate shake ("nilla shake" again, if you're a cracker).

SISTA: You guys got some nice smellin' bud there, you mind if I have some?

BRUTHA: What'll you give me bitch?

SISTA: How about a nilla shake?

BRUTHA: What about my dawg here?

SISTA: A nilla shake for you, and a chili dog for your dawg.

DAWG: Nigga!

by Bud Miller June 11, 2006