Real Kiss

oped mouthed kissing, french kissing, useing tongue

Emma has only kissed her boyfriend on the lips for 3 seconds, but her boyfriend wants a "real kiss" from her.

by Els23 February 21, 2012

real programmer

some old fart(usually 40-60 years old) that started with programming back in the 50s-60s-70s, and only codes in machine code(or with bin and hexa...and MAYBE Assembly if he's feeling lazy).
they usually hate most of the "new" stuff like IDE, and newer languages...

google "Story of Mel" and "real programmer" for more info ;)

(on some public internet forum)

some new guy: d00ds, check out th1s k00l program I wrote in Visual Basic

real programmer: Visual Basic? back in the day we didn't have crap like that, in fact.. back in '71, I wrote the beta-version of pong, using Machine Code...

some new guy: Machine Code? ye whatevah, I wrote s0me h4x0r machine c0de in VB some dayz ago.. beat that

by Jonathan. May 14, 2006

Real Madrid

As one of the world's best teams, Real Madrid has multiple good players and has won many trophies. This soccer club is based on Madrid, the capital of Spain.

Go Real Madrid!

by 25IMF June 23, 2019

real talk on the real tip

1.) an absolute truth; all jokes aside.

1.) If Ali was telling Kirstin that all the sweaters on the tables at Finishline looked like shit, she would say:
"Kirstin, Real talk on the real tip all of the sweaters look like shit."

2.)Real talk on the real tip Finishline is the best place to get your kicks.

3.)Hey Ali, real talk on the real tip Matt just dipped to take a smoking break.

by kcslice November 29, 2009

Real Nigga Syndrome

A state at which you have became so much of a real nigga that you can not die

Guy 1: Dude did you find out?
Guy 2: What man.
Guy 1: I have Real Nigga Syndrome
Guy 2: Ahh man that sucks, no dying and shit

by The Man Who Founded RNS March 19, 2014

Real Trap Sh*t

A phrase that came about in 2012 when Trap (music genre) started incorporating it into hit trap songs. Real Trap Sh*t is used by people who are very familiar with the genre and have learned to distinguish between real trap and mainstream commercial beats.

ex. 1
Girl: Oh my god you should listen to this Little Wayne instrumental!
Boy: John Doe: Sorry I only listen to real trap sh*t.

ex. 2
Girl: Baby, are we going to the concert?
Boy: Is Flosstradamus headlining?

Girl: Babe, it's a church concert.
Boy: #nope #realtrapsh*t #only #plurnt

by Non_Serviam November 24, 2013

Real Life Ragequit

To leave with rage in a public or real-life event.

Player 1 wouldn't stop feeding so he caused Player 2 to ragequit, not only in the DotA game, but he also left the vent and failed to show up to school for the next three days.

Player 1's noobishness wouldn't allow Player 2 to last hit causing Simon to real life ragequit, crying"RAGEQUIT!" sprinting out of the lan party, and showing his face in public for the next ten days.

by Ownalizer December 9, 2009