Portable mouthwash

If you're thirsty, find yourself a squirter. Collect, Bottle, and save for later.

Portable mouthwash always quenches my thirst after a long run

by Farkle Safari January 4, 2019

Portable Anus Pounder

A device that is used to stimulate a butthole of a sexy femboy

Say if you're in public right and you need to bust a fat one? Just get yourself a portable anus pounder for just $999.99!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

pootang

a place where a woman’s stanky fishy smell cum frum

man my pootang itches

by pootangcruncher October 16, 2019

Pootang

You poop on her vagina then slowly insert your erect penis inside slowly switching to the asshole to spice things up

Me and me wife tried pootang the other day to spice things up i took laxitaves and shit all over slowly inserting my penis during sexual intercourse

by Mike coxs harder March 1, 2020

Portal of Pleasure

Another name for a lady’s pussy.

Adam: How did it go last night with that girl John?
John: Well I had a fantastic time in her portal of pleasure, I was in for hours.

by Dutypizza March 21, 2020

portalastic

Portalastic comes from the greek word partelstic meaning large/huge/massive

It basically means very large or big

Elephants are very portalastic creatures

by Iamtotallynothuman June 12, 2020

portalastic

Big and chunky like yo mama jk lol

Elephants are portalastic.

by Iamtotallynothuman June 12, 2020