Pre-Christmasophobia

Noun: Having an undeniable fear of all pre-Christmas events and chores ie; Christmas shopping, caroling, wrapping, baking, decorating etc.

The inability to function when asked to preform any of the above tasks or tasks related to pre-Christmas

When I asked Deb to help me decorate she froze and ran away screaming. Turns out she is a pre-Christmasophobe.

I couldn't figure out why I was so stress just wrapping Christmas gift when I am fine doing it on birthdays. My friend says I have pre-Christmasophobia

by MissNinja December 24, 2009

pre-pussywhipped

When someone is pussywhipped before the prospect of even getting pussy.

Jordan was invited to church with her super-conservative family, he's trying to convince her parents she should be able to date him before she's 30. He is so pre-pussywhipped it hurts.

by Anonymysterious January 02, 2011

Pre-Bone

V. When one has sexual relations with someone of interest before even arriving at a party.

Party Goer 1: Dude, Nelson's such a champ.
Party Goer 2: How so?
Party Goer 1: He pre-gamed by chugging a four loco. Then when his girl came down from the shower; they pre-boned right there. They left for the party after all that.
Party Goer 2: Damn, nice work.

by B_T_Wily October 20, 2010

pre-forget

In an attempt to forgo the future, a person wants to not remember the next few years and pretend they didn't happen.

Democrat: Isn't it amazing America elected Barack Obama?
Republican: I want to forget election night and pre-forget the next four years.

by LanguageMan November 20, 2008

pre-scan

A scanning technique in which the scanner performs backspoofing on a list of numbers to find out which ones have interesting CLID names. Telco test numbers will often have the name of the telco come up (ie. Verizon).

I did a pre-scan in 907 and found tons of test numbers from the Mukluk telephone company.

by NotTheory August 03, 2004

pre-dipping

before the pregame party, the drinker gets excited to drink, and 'dips' into his or her alcohol. Can be done days or hours in advance.

"Wild party tomorrow..." "No pre-dipping, you'll have to buy more!"

by the kimbe May 17, 2003

Pre-Beer

Drinking the cheap beer or wine at home or in your car in the parking lot to catch a buzz before buying the expensive booze at the club

Q: What time you wanna head out?

A: I dunno, lets Pre-Beer it around 8 pm

by snausages333 October 22, 2006