oh poo

a dislike of a certain situation

oh poo! i forgot to turn the oven off.

by Lestat_666 January 30, 2009

poo body

A broken, pathetic, lost, dejected, bottom-of-the-barrel young runnaway hooker whose pimp doesn't take very good care of her so she hasn't had a bath or a shower in weeks therefore she actually smells like poo beca1

"I can't believe how fucked off that poor little girl was that we tried to pick up last night! She actually smelled like poo!"

"Ya. She was a Poo Body!"

by Zack Attack 13 June 26, 2019

Midnight Poo

Having to get up out of your warm bed past midnight to poo, but you hold it in until the last minute because you dread the cold air and toilet set.

Joe "Dang I gotta take a midnight poo, but im warm...maybe it'll go away."
5 minutes later...
Joe"Oh crap I gotta take a poo!! get out of my way granny that cold toilet seat is mine!"
Joe (post fecal deployment) "Brrrrrr"

by YourAwesome! December 08, 2011

poo dot

the little dot your poo comes out of

i just had a massive shit and my poo dot is sore!

by mids1 February 07, 2010

Poo-femism

A Euphemism to describe the act of defecating.

Ie: "Laying cable", "dropping the Cosby kids at the pool", "Dump a stump", "Pinch a loaf" are all Poo-femisms.

by u4en September 10, 2009

Poo Hag

The supernatural being known for delivering explosive and uncontrollable diarrhea; the Poo Hag can be warded off by wearing "haint blue" underwear.

Derivation of the Gullah superstition the Boo Hag, who sucks the breath of its victims while they sleep;

A Poo Hag bun ridin' me in da bathroom las night.

by fushin'mullissa July 14, 2009

poo touch

using a pressure point in the hand to make the recipient involuntarily defecate

matt didn't believe in the poo touch, so he let brian get him while he was on the toilet.

by bucci March 30, 2006