Plankspanker

One who "spanks the plank", "mangles the monkey", or otherwise "chokes the chipolata."

Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.

by Pipe Downn July 9, 2009

PLANE

PLANE is a mame that was born when a small YouTuber calld a helikopter a PLANE!!

At least im in a PLANE!!!

by The guy that has a small dick January 16, 2018

glass-plans

Plans you make without the intention of keeping (ie, they're breakable)

"I ran into my old lab partner today. We made glass-plans to have coffee next week."

by Megan Redhead October 21, 2001

Small Planet

A girl whose unusually short stature and remarkably plump physique give her a rather round appearance which resembles that of a small planet. Like Pluto. When a group of short and plump girls is spotted entering a social event (since they prefer to travel in packs) they can be referred to as a solar system rolling through.

Dude! I can't believe you made out with that small planet!

I don't like skinny chicks, I prefer small planets ;)

"Where are all the small planets at though!?"
-guy who likes short fat chicks

Oh man! That small planet might go into orbit any second!

by Dodges July 7, 2011

Malaysia Plane

To leave a bar or party without notifying anyone who you came with, as if to disappear into thin air. See also: Irish Exit

Dude, John totally just Malaysia Plane'd and no I have no way to get home because he was my fucking ride.

by BizNastyWannabe December 14, 2014

gas giant planets

Either of the gas giants including Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, and Jupiter These planets have no solid surface but have a solid core, and are mostly composed of gasses

Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, and Jupiter are the 4 Gas Giant Planets

by Andrew scrivner April 28, 2005

Planeshift

Free, open source MMORPG, based in the strange, magical world called, "Ylakium" Commonly inhabited by 9 year old players, 40 year olds acting like 9 year old players, or 9 year olds acting like 40 year old player and failing miserably.

Hey, want to play a nice game of hide and go seek on Planeshift?

by Kixie May 13, 2005