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Ping Paranoia

When you think you’ve got COVID because you got told to self-isolate by the NHS Covid-19 App
“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia
by JonE28 July 15, 2021
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Pinging

Pinging, a term used between gamers.

Ping refers to the network latency between a player's client and the game server. Ping is reported quantitatively as an average time in milliseconds (ms). The lower one's ping is, the lower the latency is and the less lag the player will experience. Players with high ping will experience the opposite with very noticable lag. When a user experiences lag, one might refer to it has pinging, because of his high ping aswell as to your character that might "ping" around on the screen.
"I was playing a game online and I kept pinging around"

"Jesus Christ, my ping was so high on CSGO, my character was all over to place, i couldn't stop pinging around"
by Virgin Lies April 14, 2020
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Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.
Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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ping reeman day

ping reeman day on 27th december
Ping reeman day on 27th subwoofer kys
by sweetrollfromskyrim December 27, 2020
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ping pong ball

I honestly have no idea why you searched this up... Anyways, I'll actually give you a definition because I have nothing better to do. Ping pong ball, A noun. A ping pong ball is a round solid object that is usually used to play table tennis.
Millie: Why do you like to play Animal Crossing so much?
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Aiko: Well, because it's fun and I like fun things... Also, I'm going to say something about a ping pong ball because someone searched it up, and they probably want to know what it is.
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Millie: That has nothing to do with what I asked you, but thanks for at least answering my question.
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Aiko: When I was little, I threw a ping pong ball on top of the roof on my house.
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Ping

A substitute for the word 'cool'
man that party was so ping!!! = man that party was so extravagantly fucking cool!!
by timorrinho December 28, 2005
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200 ping god

imaqtkat, the 200 ping god, decimates any competition despite his high ping.
imaqtkat is the 200 ping god
by eaurus October 18, 2023
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