orchard pig

A pig that waits around an orchard for fruit to drop instead of rooting in the forest for a meal. Used to define a lazy person who waits for something to fall into his or her hands instead of working for it.

That salesman is such an orchard pig. He expects the customers to cold call him.

by Eatmore October 9, 2013

slick pig

The act of having unprotected intercourse with an obese woman

I slick pigged with this chick last night and now I have type-2 diabetes.

by chris_t_w May 1, 2018

Pig Fucker

See David Cameron

Brexit was caused because a Pig Fucker called for a vote

by EwanMcGod January 31, 2020

Scooter Pig

Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.

"Oh man, that scooter pig is ticketing my car"

by PhantomXero August 19, 2016

teacup pigging

Going balls deep into a shank while eating sandwiches and playing the music of beck on cassette tapes and clips of Bill Clinton on VHS simultaneously.

I can't get the image of Monica Lewinsky outta my head after teacup pigging Aubry last night.

I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.

by Astate indians October 28, 2012

sus no pig

because the scientific name for a pig is “sus” when someone is acting sus you say they’re “sus no pig” similar to when people say “fax no printer”

bro my mom just died
bruh that’s sus no pig

by stef quack April 20, 2021

corporate pig

a greedy person, generally an investor or a rich person. it usually hints that a person's greed is going to end up in a huge disaster.

"just shut up you corporate pig"

by Yaku sama March 1, 2022