Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.
by PhantomXero August 19, 2016
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Get the Pig Fucker mug.because the scientific name for a pig is “sus” when someone is acting sus you say they’re “sus no pig” similar to when people say “fax no printer”
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Get the sus no pig mug.When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.
"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."
"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."
"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
by Dan Collette October 25, 2017
Get the Pig Knees mug.A pig that waits around an orchard for fruit to drop instead of rooting in the forest for a meal. Used to define a lazy person who waits for something to fall into his or her hands instead of working for it.
by Eatmore October 9, 2013
Get the orchard pig mug.Going balls deep into a shank while eating sandwiches and playing the music of beck on cassette tapes and clips of Bill Clinton on VHS simultaneously.
I can't get the image of Monica Lewinsky outta my head after teacup pigging Aubry last night.
I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.
I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.
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