People who overly analyze words, products, philosophies way more than they should and to the point where it gets out of hand and most of the people don't even get why it is and what is happening.
Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.
Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.
Friend 1: Hey man, look at this painting, it's so deep and awesome!
Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it
Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---
Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...
Friend: Huh?
Me: Nothing...
Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it
Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---
Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...
Friend: Huh?
Me: Nothing...
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Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"
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