New Pete

When an already flaccid and micro Pete moves on and subsequently becomes a fully inverted Peter.

A) Have you talked to Pete lately?
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.

by ABower May 14, 2018

pete's law

When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.

Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law

by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 2, 2017

butt plugger pete

A democratic flag that cares less about Ohio and more about Ukraine.

That butt plugger Pete ruined our water supply and is sure a toolbag .

by anonymous February 21, 2023

Pete

Pete is a very handsome man with a great mind and very intelligent. Everyone wants to have a “Pete” in there life and also Pete has a very big Willy.

“Pete is very intelligent”

by Kiansnndndnff November 22, 2021

Pete

Calling someone a pedo
Someone who looks like a pedo

Peep 1:This guy keeps sliding on my dms.
Peep 2:Just block him he looks like a Pete.

by thatboi21738 January 28, 2019

Big Pete

the most gangsta most coolest brother out there

damn i wish i was as cool as Big Pete

by anonymous June 7, 2022

Pete Buttplug

Preferred way to reference cum guzzling politician Pete Buttigieg.

Watch your cornhole, Pete Buttplug is coming for you!

by Rev Sharpton March 21, 2025