Parker

Where do I start..? He’s quirky, funny and most importantly…. HE IS WITTEWY HITTING DA GWIDDY! If you get close he can give you some nice tips and tricks of the lifestyle of a professional gwiddier.

Person 1 “ What is he doing?”
Person 2 “Wait. Is he hitting da GWIDDY!”
Person 1 “ THATS A PARKER

by Bookworm5453 November 6, 2023

parker and lilah

True True love that never dies. couple goals for SURE!

wow! I wish I had a relationship like parker and lilah!

by h-i-g-u-y-s August 17, 2017

Hank Parker

Superior to all others.

I am HANK PARKER.

by XDLMAO69 December 16, 2018

Parker

My enemy

Parker is my enemy, he is watching me write this

by ParkerHater420 February 28, 2024

Farmer parker

Someone called Joshua parker with yellow and very little teeth

Hi farmer parker

by ChsBruce May 13, 2018

Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 5, 2019

Parker Coulson

In a word-amazing. One of a kind, loves to flirt, hates hispanics, and lives to hack facebook statuses. She is loyal to the end, but will burn you down if you don't live up to her standards. You want her on your team. Also, likes Mexican food and Popsicles. Breaks easily so handle with care.

Look at that bitch in the convertible with eyelashes. Such a Parker Coulson move.

Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson

by parkk December 9, 2012