Paradox Poke

To no-life a lego game while complaining that a body shot no longer instant kill even though he uses an attachment that tells you where to aim to get a headshot.

Also can’t take a joke as he called out moderators for banning him even though they did it as a joke.

Paradox Poke is such an idiot! He complains about the bodyshot nerf even though he’s using BT!

by Tacti_cal October 25, 2017

psycho paradox

1. Someone who acts a certain way to hide who they really are

2. A fake person

3. A psychotic person who acts normal

"Anne is a psycho paradox. She wants you to think she's all that, but she's really an insecure bitch."

"Don't get too involved with her. You may think she's sweet, but she's a psycho paradox."

by Heatheranne July 24, 2008

paramore

An awesome alternative rock band who are a complete and total waste of time and money. You decide you love this band soo much and buy a ticket. Little did you know that 5 days before the gig, they decide to fly back to America for ''internal'' reasons.

Wankers!

Jack: ''Hey man, how was Paramore the other night?''

Jim: ''Don't ask, the fuckers stitched me up. Stupid god dam internal problems back in America''

Jack: ''Thats harsh man, lets start listening to ABBA. They may be shit but at least they turned up to their gigs''

Jim: ''I got you on that one buddy''

by superhenz February 24, 2008

Paramount Girl

A slut; one who sleeps with multiple partners, often without any prior knowledge of who they are; named for the outrageous population of sluts enrolled at Paramount High School.

That girl is a huge paramount girl.

Dude, last night at that party I totally fucked that paramount girl!

by themothershippilot July 2, 2011

White Power Paradox

A white person hating on black music when, in fact, their music came from white people trying to play like black people.

redneck 1: i hate rap it. is done by black people

redneck 2: i know right

near by normal person 1: man did you hear that
near by person 2: yeah man, that was a classic example of a white power paradox for sure.

by foxbowl December 14, 2011

paradox

A catch-22 of sorts. Basically, it means that something counterintuitive to common sense's dictations could be potentially true as well....or in layman's terms, a no-win situation.

You need A for B, but you must have B first to get A.

by Shawn B. June 27, 2003

Millennial Paradox

When you need experience to get the job, but need the job to get the experience.

Sorry, fresh out of college with no working experience, good luck somewhere else. That's the millennial paradox.

by Renegade Fox Fire July 19, 2016