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Flash Poking

Think it's weird to get "poked" on FB? Imagine getting poked by multiple people all at once. Flash Poking is when a group of people set a specific date and time to "poke" someone on FB, typically the pokee is a mutual friend of all pokers.
Ok, everyone. A Flash Poking is scheduled for Wednesday the 14th at 1:30 pm sharp. Alfonso wont know what hit him!
by So-Fee-Ah December 16, 2011
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Penis Packing Patty

An unhappy, lonely person that obsesses equally over men and women...... especially ones they are attracted to physically and emotionally. The person resembles a woman but talks like a man. Ambiguous about sexual preference.
When she took a picture of herself in a black one piece swimsuit, it was clear she was Penis Packing Patty.
by Moe Belmore September 14, 2012
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Mong Parking

Excessive / unnecessary disabled parking spaces - often used by the morbidly obese and those with (COPD) smokers lung.
Bloody mong parking - that guy got out of his car into his motorized wheelchair and ate a family size pork pie, a supersize bag of chips and smoked a few cigarettes.
by Rattled January 6, 2013
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Shit Parking Selfie

Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie
Natalie took a Shit Parking Selfie and posted it to Shit Parkers Yukon.
by RamonaX June 27, 2014
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pope packing

Being so heavily devoted to the lord that you have to start packing boys into your van for a cheeky bum, because children just dont go to church anymore
Genesis 3:5 and then there was pope packing
by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016
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Beard packing

The act of carefully packing ones excessively long facial hair into ones anus.
I did not eat that strippers ass. What you were smelling is just some light beard packing.
by Rellov January 17, 2017
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Easy Parking

A person that is really enjoys anal sex and their asshole is pretty easy to penetrate. This term is typically used among escorts as code letting clients' know that they provide anal sex service.
"Yo, ole girl that I called last night was really into getting it in the ass. Easy parking all night, it was the shit!"
by MrMajestic28 May 29, 2018
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