hot onion 

Just like hot lettuce except with onions, and everyone cries.

This is the prime of my life. I'm hot young and full of hot onion.

hot onion by Studmuffindelux July 6, 2019

Miami Onion Box

A bikini clad crotch at 8pm marinated in Hawaiian Tropic and infused with a day's diet consisting of Ceviche and mimosas rendered on a white sandy beach for 4-8 hours.

Tina was so wasted after her day at the beach, that she went to bed without washing out her Miami Onion Box.

Miami Onion Box by Coldread Official July 19, 2019

scary_onion_2.0

The literal love of my life, he is amazing, I love him.

-tristan

"scary_onion_2.0 is amazing"
"Yeah ik, I'm dating the man, I fucking love him"

scary_onion_2.0 by Pocket 2.0 May 27, 2022

Blooming Onion 

The act of Oral Sex with The Candy Pop Rocks activated on the shaft of the penis.

Oh man she gave a me a good blooming onion

Blooming Onion by lilomelet68 June 28, 2023

jamal the onion lord 

The name of Jamal the onion lord has great meaning, he is the god of the religion of Jalape. He is the main god and he has a twin brother named Lamaj who is the devil. The two fought for many years until Jamal finally defeated his evil brother. He now rules all the realm of the onion afterlife.

Praise Jamal!!! For he is the onion lord!!!
Jamal the onion lord: the god of the religion of Jalape

jamal the onion lord by Jenstentown January 11, 2017

The French onion 

The French onion is when you fuck your girl while she is taking a dump

We went the restrraunt and had French onion soup , when we got home , we did the French onion.

The French onion by Poppoppoppop November 6, 2017

Make an Onion Cry 

Something/ someone so sad that they would be able to make an onion cry. Note: onions are famous for making people cry.

Saoirse: Have you seen Jenny is crying over her looks again?
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Make an Onion Cry by Bluecharge May 29, 2019