In Nelson's time Royal Navy junior ensign's were known as "newts." Being so young it didn't take much rum to become inebriated. Hence the expression "pissed as a newt."
Celebrating too quickly, he became as pissed as a newt.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.
by Lobsangridcully May 8, 2016
Get the As pissed as a newtmug. I was working on my car and couldn't get the head bolts undone, so I sprayed some Panther Piss on that bad boy and they came straight out !
by Chewy the Wookie December 19, 2011
Get the Panther Pissmug. by Uwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu October 25, 2019
Get the Piss boymug. by piss-slapper5000 February 10, 2009
Get the Piss Slappedmug. {Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}
As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
by Telephony May 10, 2016
Get the piss weaselmug. When you've had a heavy night and the first thing in the morning (or several times in the morning) you regret it.
by cmts October 2, 2009
Get the piss shitmug. by BIGCHAZZA December 19, 2019
Get the Pissing Idiotmug.