Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Granny Finger

You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear

i gave that bitch a good ol' granny finger the other night

by H T X November 15, 2020

Grannie's Hangbag

I massive shit that doesn't look heavy until you grab it.

OMG! Johnny did you drop a grannie's hangbag in the toilet upstairs?

by Handsome Ass Nibba January 29, 2024

Goose Granny

The lesbian version of duck daddy for the elderly

Heidi is the og Goose Granny.

by The Duckiest of Daddies January 24, 2025

Backwards granny

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)

Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”

by created the backwards granny October 21, 2017

Granny Juju

"Granny Juju" is the hottest thing on earth and can be used to describe something as attractive

"My girl almost as bad as Granny Juju"

by iamritz July 22, 2024

Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.

I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.

by Neo8885 March 23, 2024