penis

idk what it is but i think its the thing that goes up when i see booby
penis?
by efawubheghoise November 05, 2019
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Penis

A area sometimes reffered to as a ballsack and or balls the penis is not the balls or ballsack it is the part overtop of your balls and biologicly identified as testicles or testes the penis is a multiusable body part capable of being in a state of erect or boner where the penis will face up and will make it hard to urinate also used fpr sex where a penis will release a fluid called semen this fluid can be released by tugging the penis up and down and can be inserted into the Vegina to make such fluid.
by The definition meme man May 26, 2018
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The part of the male animal where pee and sperm come out.
God damm look at that cat's penis!
by Brooke hayes 4ever21 May 07, 2016
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A worthless part of a man that makes them very self-centered and makes them treat women bad. Women secretly pretend to need this waste of bio material so that we can steal a man's money, soul, and still fuck our girlfriends. It looks funny and smells funny and spits at you if you make it happy. The cum it spits out smells like paste or bleach, which is ew in your mouth though we pretend to like it. A mutated vagina that is back-ass-wards and worthless if it goes limp. Oral stimulation on the penis will bring bad consequences as it will try and spit on your face cause guys are complete weirdos. A thing that is not worth your time and never big enough. gawd.
"Oh baby, i love the way your penis feels inside me, it drives me crazy!!!!!"
-me

*wink, wink* ^_~
by The Real KiTTaY April 06, 2006
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Me: you like my knob?
Mom: oh ya baby stick it in!
Me: hellz yes.
Mom: oh ur PENIS has to be at least 24 inches!!!
by BigOJohnny November 10, 2005
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dude, with out my penis, i would have no reason to live.
by a random person thats cool October 17, 2010
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