hit load

A shortening of "Bust a load, and hit the road."

" All he wants are hit loads. He doesn't even want your name."

by SeamusTwysted September 3, 2017

trust load

The first time you ejaculate into a girlfriend's vagina.

I gave her my trust load.

by eightythree February 21, 2014

suspended load

when a guys dick is suspended over something while he cums, usually over someones mouth.

Dude, I gave Courtney a suspended load.

by daddyshortlegs April 26, 2017

Load monger

A finance manager that will do anything for a deal including mongering loads

Dmitry is a real load monger

Monger monger monger

by Bgecko January 26, 2017

Load shot

When you blow a load in their mouth and they immediately take a shot

"Last night was wild."

"Yeah Sara's a freak, I can't believe she did a load shot!"

by curly b March 12, 2021

bro-loading

not disimilar to carbo-loading; instead of pasta you feed your bro (or brah) a heap of positive affirmations just before a big race/interview/event. excessive bro-loading can lead to a bromance and, if left unchecked, the word can take on a whole new meaning...

bro 1: bro, i'm going out with that way hot chick tonight!

bro 2: no way bro! you got this, ur gonna slay that babe. seriously, she has no idea what's coming. you've got the job, the car, the looks, and your dissertation on the tragic death of Paul Walker was gripping yet nuanced. i almost feel like she doesn't deserve you...

bro 1: dammit, you're right, i am gonna slay that babe. thanks for the timely bro-loading! what would i ever do without you?

by @nimbly_jimbly July 13, 2016

loading the musket

Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.

"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."

by Bobble April 4, 2006