nerva

A 5'3 male with a big personality. You can often find him yelling slurs in his sleep. Don't give him alcohol! It activates an inner superpower that makes him unbearable ASF. The only three words in his vocabulary are watermelon, fuck, and chicken. He often ponders his self created moral dilemma in which one time he brought home a store bought rotisserie chicken, set it on the counter and fucked the shit out of it. He put it back in his fridge for some time and for dinner took it out for him to eat. He wonders: is there anything wrong with what he did? Nobody has ever found out and it was mostly harmless except for the third degree burns now present on his penis. Anyway, he ate watermelon after. Back to the subject at hand, Nerva is a short but mighty man. As often stated by those around him, it might be tiny but its mighty! Speaking of his height of course. His dark melanin chocolate covered skin is loved by every single person to grace his presence. The only thing that could ever elevate such presence is the action of him taking off his shirt. At his best, he is built like a fucking dorito; lately he has been laying on da snacks too much and not laying dat pipe. In his past time you can find him at his desk with his shmeat in his hands or lying in bed doing absolutely fucking nothing. Some may call him a bum. Others see him as a god. Me? Oh he's just Nerva.

Random white guy: yoooo its Nerva
Nerva: watermelon, fuck, chicken
Random white guy: yooooo you the guy who fucked da chicken!? GANGSTA
Nerva: yuh ha ha

Random white girl: haha
Random white girl's boyfriend: hey nerv-
Nerva: yo yo wait wait hold on shut up for a second rq
*Nerva runs off with white girl and takes her to pound town*

Chicken:
Nerva: watermelon, fuck, chicken
Chicken:
Nerva:

Random guy: You are acting so much like Nerva right now!
Random other guy: Lets fucking go! That means I am like a fucking gangster right!?
Random guy: no
Random other guy: bruh ion wanna be Nerva I wanna be Nicolas

by 271k June 9, 2025

Nevada Hand Dryer

When you chain a hooker in a basement, feed her beans, and glue her anus shut and after a set amount of days, ranging from 3-5 (depending on how fat she is) you feed her laxatives, open her anus up (Typically used with a screwdriver, butter knife or something similar) and stick an oil funnel into her, leading into your mouth and let it rip.

"Yeah dude, did you hear Jaylen just did a Nevada Hand Dryer on that hooker!"

by hosteyele June 30, 2025

Nevada Establishment

A brothel.

Timmy was so inept with women, not even a trip to a Nevada Establishment could help him.

by NM83 October 11, 2025

Nevadan Uranium Deposit

A sex move involving 6 Men and 2 women .
The women stick 50$ bills inside of their assholes, and are fucked by the two men, who are wearing any traditionally female outfit.
2 Men piss in the women's mouths while they are being fucked.
The last of the men stick Uranium-Glass rods in their dick-hole, and jerk off while watching.

Henry (With Group): Man, am I bored.
Bentley: There's 5 of us right? Let's go get Tommy and hit a Nevadan Uranium Deposit on Joey's girl!
Henry: Okay!

by Slimmy Pimmy October 26, 2025

Nedward Sue

An idiot that thinks he is a journeymen electrician. He’s been doing electrical work for many years and still a green helper. He goes by Chris Smith, but he definitely is Nedward Sue.

Asked for a 2 inch to 1/2 inch reducer and he brought me a conduit plug. That is definitely a Nedward Sue.

by Astros2017!!! December 20, 2025

the Nevada 8

The coolest people you will ever meet in your life time....They are loyal and loving until the beer is gone....When you meet them you will want to be them...There are no people on earth cooler than the NEVADA 8....

Shit watch out there is the NEVADA 8!!

by The bitch of 1 December 13, 2009

Tonopah Nevada

Small town in Central Nevada

I live in Tonopah Nevada.

by Leapher April 19, 2018