I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk 

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk by Urmommia June 29, 2023

i never let a d-boy bonk for free. 

Nicki Minaj said this in her rap on the song Roger That (Young Money). A d-boy is a dope boy/drug dealer. And "bonk for free" means have sex with her with no costs. So its like "And I never let a dope boy fuck for free."

I never let a d-boy bonk for free.

i never let a d-boy bonk for free. by bebe9512 July 2, 2010

When the person you love will never love you back... 

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.

'When the person you love will never love you back...' 'I haven't slept for weeks thinking of how i love them so much yet the have no idea..'

When the person you love will never love you back... by almostlover December 28, 2011

once you go black you never go back 

This means once you date a black man or women you never go back to dating other races.

Rebecca: I never knew betty was into black guys like that
Sam: After that one night stand with the black guy across the street shes never been the same
Rebecca: What happened?
Sam: She dates black guys only
Rebecca:Damnn
Sam: once you go black you never go back

once you go black you never go back by Aaaa214 November 20, 2019

Nineteen Ninety Never 

a date that does not exist, used to emphasize that something will never happen.

"Alright dude, I'm gonna go to the concert, score a backstage pass, then bang Britney Spears in her dressing room."
"Hahaha cracka you must be kidding. That'll happen in Nineteen Ninety NEVER bitch!!!"

Nineteen Ninety Never by Nick D April 5, 2003

It Isn't, It Wasn't, It Ain't Never Gonna Be 

1. a euphenism for someone to realize that something didn't happen, it ain't happening now and it never will.

2. a hit song from the summer of 1989 by Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin and her pupil Whitney Houston.

1. Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter recently said she "knows" the father of her child "loves" her and will "come back" to them some day. Anybody else surely knows about this "love" - it isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be.

2. Johnny lived with a girl in BFE. He slacked off and she worked all day to make some money for him. One afternoon he packed up and left her high and dry. Every evening she sits on the porch waiting for moocher Johnny to come back. It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be. He never gave a damn all this time.

It Isn't, It Wasn't, It Ain't Never Gonna Be by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 5, 2009

they'll never solve my riddle now 

a prominent quote derived from the hit cartoon "dora the explorer". this was said by the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge. (think angrier, cruder, raw version of Swiper the Fox's accent.)

{Dora and dumb Boots stop in front of bridge} Grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge: Heh, heh, heh. They'll never solve my riddle now.

they'll never solve my riddle now by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003