When a dude or a chick (ckick: often known as a femmullet or a shemullett) has long hair in back and short, often spiked, hair on top.
Mullets are perhaps the best most awesome hairstyles a guy could ever have. Girls, stay away form the shemullett or anything that would even suggest it.
by Foxy Braydon June 11, 2006
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(n.) Trying to get with a girl only to:
- be interrupted 3 times by your roommates,
- finally get the condom on, get it in her, find out there's a hole in it
- trying to to tell her about the hole, only to realize she's deaf, and
- ultimately, failing to get off.
(adj.) to describe such a terrible event.
- be interrupted 3 times by your roommates,
- finally get the condom on, get it in her, find out there's a hole in it
- trying to to tell her about the hole, only to realize she's deaf, and
- ultimately, failing to get off.
(adj.) to describe such a terrible event.
(n.) He pulled a mullen last night. What a retard.
(adj.) Shit, man, last night was a real mullen moment.
(adj.) Shit, man, last night was a real mullen moment.
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Get the scene mullet mug.the mulleteers are in the bar looking "bad ass" as usuall. little to their knowing a women is alone. the mulleteers being the super bad ass party animals feel the uncontrolable urge to help this lonely woman revive her night by looking extremely bad ass.
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Get the Mulliani mug.A small tuft of hair located between the ballsac and anus, resembling the popular 70's grunge music hairstyle!
I was getting a fat rimjob from this black chick and she completely blew my buzz by tugging my taint mullet.
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