catshit and mouse turd

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.

Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?

by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005

Dirty Mickey Mouse

When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.

Damn girl, I would Dirty Mickey Mouse you tonight!

by Realm Clock August 12, 2016

Japanese Racing Mouse

Having violent and severe shits that is the consistancy of small solid turds exiting your body at what seem like the speed of light.

I ate mexican last night and as soon as i got home there was a Japanese Racing Mouse peeking its head out. metior ass

by deezy12627210 August 22, 2009

the heart rate of a mouse

A sad fan fiction about Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco. It's set I'm the 70's and is a very popular 'ryden (the ship name of these two dudes) fanfic.

Person 1: why are you crying?
Person 2: I just finished reading The Heart Rate Of A Mouse

Person 1: Oh I see now

by Sadboiiiii June 7, 2018

Mickey Mouse ring

Mickey Mouse ring is a new term created by Lebron haters. Coined around the summer of 2020 by the internet it has been used to define the NBA 2020 Championship Lebron & AD and the rest of the crew won. They devalue the Championship because of the Bubble, invalidating the league.

(one of the funniest terms in basketball I ever heard lmaoooo)

“Lebrick is not top ten. This Mickey Mouse ring don’t even count shit was an AAU tourney.”

by PleighboiRick October 12, 2020

Mickey Mouse Mattress

A sanitary napkin

I can see the imprint of your Mickey Mouse mattress when you bend over.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

Mickey Mouse ring

An NBA championship a player has won that is considered to have been obtained through an unfairly easy path through the NBA Playoffs, and is thus discredited.

LeBron earned a Mickey Mouse ring in 2020. He faced an injured 35-39 Blazers team, a Rockets team with no player taller than 6"8 and an overachieving Nuggets and Heat team. Too easy!

by clickclicker October 12, 2020