jizz mopper

The worst job in the entire world

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

gizz mopper

1. Taken from the classic movie, Clerks, a gizz mopper is an employee of janitorial status who works at a nudie booth. When satisfied customers blow their loads on the glass... this really doesn't require much more explanation.

Randal: I wonder how much a gizz mopper makes.

by aka_Pyro July 26, 2007

MoPar

any muscle era chrysler which is chrysler dodge plymouth and desoto and the word actually is a combination of motor and parts which is what was important to the mopar fans of the time it doesnt mean more parts

My mopar challenger is pretty cool

by pooper February 9, 2005

mope.io

mope.io is a game that used to be good but is now filled by a bunch of dumb sweats and obnoxious 8 yr olds

mope.io used to be good back in 2017

by bobisgay420 May 27, 2020

Mophead

When someone has a shifty haircut and looks like they have a mop on their head.

Mrs. Staunton has a mophead.

by TinyTittyTwister July 26, 2016

Mopportunity

adj; A dead end employment opportunity, usually referring to custodial or food services.

"I heard you took that custodial job on campus."

"Yeah, turns out to be a pretty good mopportunity."

by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008

mope

A female mop.

Harry loves a good mope but Simon does not.

by ethan has grey hair April 22, 2019