Ur mommy a commie 

The ultimate roast. Cancels out Ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur sister is a mister, ur brother a mother, ur granny tranny and even ur Grandpap a trap

Person 1: Ur mum gay echsdhee
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Well, ur sister's a mister
2: Ur brother a mother
1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur Grandpap a trap
1: Yeah, well Ur mommy a commie
*Entire family instantly dies of starvation, every alien race bows down to humanity*

Ur mommy a commie by SomeSoviet May 13, 2018

Army Wife & Mommy Life

A group of close knit women, created by Brittany Mease in Jan 2011. Advice and support is the backbone of the group.

I wear no uniforms, no blues or army greens,
But I am in the military in the ranks rarely seen.
I have no rank upon my shoulders.
Salutes I do not give.
But the military world is the place where I live.

I'm not in the chain of command, orders I do not get.
But my husband is the one that does,
this I cannot forget.
I'm not the one who fires the weapon,
who puts my life on the line.
But my job is just as tough. I'm the one that's left behind.

My husband is a patriot, a brave and prideful man
and the call to serve his country, not all can understand.
Behind the lines I see the things needed
to keep this country free.
My husband makes this sacrifice,
but so do our kids and me.

I love the man I married. Soldiering is his life.
But I stand among the silent ranks
Known as the military wife.

Dear Lord,
Give me the greatness of heart to see the difference between duty and his/her love for me.
Give me a task to do each day, to fill the time when he/she is away.
When he/she is in a foreign land, keep him/her safe in your loving hand.
And, when duty is in the field, please protect him/her and be his/her shield.
And Lord, when deployment is so long, please stay with me and keep me strong.
AMEN

Man, that Fort Hood Army Wife & Mommy Life group are a great group of women!

Army Wife & Mommy Life by BritMea July 27, 2011

big mommy 

Hot chick with a fat ass has to be big mommy. Name normally starts with a, I, e, o, s. And she is a secret freak.

"Look at her ass she's one big mommy."

big mommy by Hotty.q February 12, 2017

Soapy Mommy Titties 

Soapy Mommy titties is a way to say “that girl has huge tits” or it can be used in a way to ask a very respectable women for a titty picture with soap on them.

“Yo Katelyn sent me a picture of her HUGE Soapy Mommy Titties but her nips look like overcooked pepperoni”

Soapy Mommy Titties by goodguygavin January 3, 2021

national mommy day 

National mommy day is on October 29th. On this day you celebrate and love your mommy. Not your birth giver, you’re mommy. as in the girl you call mommy because she is in fact, mommy.

boy 1: since it’s national mommy day, look at my mommy

boy 2: that’s not your mom?

boy 1: no that’s my mommy

boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh

national mommy day by swagmfff October 10, 2021

Post Mommy Clarity (PMC) 

That 5 second silence after you call a girl mommy where you sit in your own shame. Usually the silence is caused by the girl who probably is not very interested anymore. This clarity might bring feelings of worthlessness or failure.

Bro, I had the biggest Post Mommy Clarity (PMC) last night after I called her mommy for the third time in a row!

Post Mommy Clarity (PMC) by boburnhamsmom November 16, 2021

your moms fat juicy mommy milkers 

Your mom’s tits. 😐 What the fuck did you think I’d say?

Your moms fat juicy mommy milkers are summoning me to an early grave.

your moms fat juicy mommy milkers by Big fat juicy milf milkers July 9, 2021