Call Of Duty: Mobile

A game where if you get better at going against tryhards, the bots get better to. make sure your ammo is loaded and your HP is up because the bots WILL find you without even acknowledging you from across the map.

Example 1

Me- *waste a whole mag from the m16
Bot- Shoots the floor
Me- *Dies from a headshot.
Also me- WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And also me- Welp. never tryhard in Call Of Duty: Mobile ever again

by SkyscrprzTV February 16, 2023

Anil Mobile

The Anil Mobile is a sacred source of transport only a true divine creature could handle.

Jennifer- "Oh my god is that the Anil Mobile"
Joel- "Yep the only good thing left in this world"

by Zesty ahh February 22, 2023

Moist Mobile

the best car in the game Project Zombiod, no other car can beat it.

A car that can only be driven by the best, the only MoistCr1tical. The Moist Mobile is the most powerful car, fast, durable, moist and very critical.

by somegoober October 7, 2023

T-Mobile Wifi

It seems like a great deal when you look at it, but when you actually get it, it's absolute crap.

This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!

by Skibidi top g kai cenat rizz October 8, 2023

DUI Mobile

A standard bicycle with a gasoline engine. They get their name because, typically, their owners were arrested for driving under the influence and lost their license.

That's gotta suck, dude. You lost your license and now you gotta drive around on that DUI Mobile.

by Stupidly Sophisticated October 10, 2023

T-Mobile

An actually decent cellular company. Plan prices aren't as expensive as Verizon and have much better 5G coverage than them. I seriously don't get what people are complaining about, they have very good coverage and very good speeds.

T-Mobile, the company that doesn't have either a shitty 5G network, or a 5G network with no coverage (Verizon reference).

by JustYourFootballFan January 6, 2024

Vertical Mobility

A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.

Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!

Player 2: alright! What will you get?

Player 1: Vertical Mobility

Player 2: fuck you

by epicepicface January 17, 2024