Shabbas migration

The natural act of moving one’s tuchus from the dining table to the couch, following a very hefty and blessed Shabbat meal.

Betzalel was ready for board games after Friday night dinner until the food coma hit and he had to make the Shabbas migration.

by yehudiaf March 7, 2022

Abood-Mira bond

That’s better than relationships cuz relationships they end but this this never ends , it’s better than everything n deeper than anything,the amount of feelings that it holds bigger than anything:)

We have an amazing abood-Mira bond

by Noone 05 September 12, 2022

Abood Mira bond

That’s stronger than any relationship could be cuz relationships they come n go but this is going to last forever n it’s the most beautiful thing in this world this bond between us is unbreakable:)

This Abood Mira bond is amazing

by Noone 05 September 22, 2022

dojo migraine

A case of CTE brought on from being kicked in the head hundreds of times

Every time I talk to Bob he flies off the handle screaming about conspiracies. I think he's suffering from dojo migraine syndrome.

by anonymous February 8, 2023

facebook migraine

When you eye roll so hard it forces blood flow into your brain causing an immediate headache and intense feeling of disdain for the human race.

Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.

by Truthgenie April 28, 2023

bas mikrah

Very yeshivesh and judge elementary school in Monsey. All teachers are ugly cows that lie to you and think they’re better than everyone else. Principals will fuck you up. If you are modern u get the yeshivesh triple side eye and the whispers you can hear from anywhere. Most girls end up in baud yaakov Monsey where they become weird af and become baby machines after they get married at 19.

Bas mikrah girls be like:
“Lol did you see that girl from bas mikrah that went to ateres?”
“Ye, she’s mamesh a goy”

by Omgnonameavailable June 25, 2023

Shit Migraine

Constipation so bad that it gives you a headache and you see stars. Symptoms include a throbbing headache, light-headedness, sweating, heavy breathing, gut pains and solid shite.

"I'm seeing stars...I feel faint...my head hurts..." - A victim of a Shit Migraine

by Wardie1993 January 8, 2024