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dumbest bitch to exist. watches porn on school computer. total creep.
Person 1: whose's that, is that joe?
Person 2: no, that's a math teacher.
by leoanardodavinci March 18, 2020
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math debating

joke... sounds like masterbating with a lisp. Anyway how can you debate about math? Its math. You can debate about law or even s.s
Hey fhqwhgads, are you coming to my math debate party, it will be funtastic
by fhqwhgads May 12, 2003
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do the math

To analyze a situation to a logical conclusion.
I was the last one to leave last night and the first one here this morning and my candy dish is empty only the fat security guard was here, you do the math.
by dave L April 7, 2005
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Chinese Math

1) Man, that math test was harder than Chinese Math
2) The minute she took off her shirt, I became harder than Chinese Math
by ROBINBOOZER March 8, 2004
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Math Debate

1. Debating about Math
2. other term for masturbate.
1. NO!!! -3x2/5 IS NOT B!!! IT'S C!!!
Ah, but you're forgetting that the coefficient....
2. STOP MATH DEBATING!! I NEED MY TOOTHBRUSH!!!

You're a loser when you make aup a definition for math debate on UrbanDictionary...
by Jewan Boii December 19, 2008
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Fan Math

A formula for finding out what type of fan you are of a certain band. It has nothing to do with how much you love a band but what type of listener you are. Purely for fun.
It is a very simple formula, take the amount of songs you have heard by said band/artist and divide it by the amount of songs the band/artist has in their collection (using a calculator). You will most likely get a crazy decimal like 00.540182 or something. Take that number and round it to the nearest whole number. WALA, there is your listening percentage. You can now check the chart below to figure out what type of listener you are.

0-10%--Once in a while listener
(A few songs on your ipod, listen when your in the mood)

10-20%--Occasional Listener
(You probaly have most of the singles)

20-40%--Casual Listener
(You own all of the singles and a few tracks off of the third album)

40-60%--Avid Listener
(You own an album or two)

60-80%--Strong Listener
(You own a few albums, missing 1 or 2 but have tracks from the missing albums)

80-90%--Big Time Listener
(You have every album but there is an EP or two you can't seem to get your hands on)

90%-100%-Hardcore, Die-hard Fan
(You have every album, B-side, EP, LP and live recording or are dangerously close to having all of the music. Perhaps this is one of your favorite bands?)
Bob has 56% of Chaos In Captivity's* songs. He is an Avid Listener.

Mary has 10% of all the Fuzzy Hats of Death's* music. She is an Occasional Listener.

Samantha has 100% of the music by 99¢ Happiness*. She is a hardcore fan, she even has a tattoo of their logo. (A yellow happy face with a price tag attached)

*Chaos In Captivity, Fuzzy Hats Of Death and 99¢ Happiness are not real bands (at least I don't think they are). They are just band names that I came up with that I think are dope.

The "Fan Math" formula wouldn't really work with bands that have less than three albums. It just doesn't work with them
by Music_note_93 March 17, 2008
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discrete math

Somewhat broad category of mathematical subjects that concern discrete, rather than continuous objects. A good example of this distinction is the kind of functions you study in discrete math. Where as calculus differentiates and integrates functions defined for every value in some interval of real numbers, the kind of function examined in discrete math is often called a 'mapping', a rule that associates each members in one set with one in another. Often, these sets are finite, and so the elements are discrete, rather than continuous.

The topics addressed in a discrete math class vary, but it seems every curriculum has mathematical logic, set theory, formal proof techniques, number theory and probability. Other topics you might run into are abstract algebra (e.g., group theory), graph theory, linear programming, game theory and algorithmic complexity.

In addition to teaching students very important methods of proof and logic, discrete mathematics also gives a fun rundown of topics with a lot of practical applications.

(In the US, the median income of the few people who have the attention span and maturity to learn about things like discrete math is $81,240. True fact.)
The previous contributor knocked discrete math on the Internet, not realizing that his message was routed to this server with an algorithm based on graph theory, which is a part of discrete math. Jesus fucken' Christ-on-a-cracker, is he ever dumb.
by 1338 h4x0r March 31, 2008
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