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Hey Masturbator

A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.
Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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reverse masturbation

An act which is the inverse of masturbation; namely, when a person has sex with everyone else in the world but themself.
Bystander: “What’s he doing in that bathroom?”

Sexpert: “Could me more than masturbating…possibly reverse masturbation?”
Bystaner: “Noone is safe!”
Sexpert: “Reverse masturbation: it will be end of us all.”
by Triggered To Death June 22, 2020
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No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden
R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit
by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020
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mentally masturbate

When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,

he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'
by Chilcotin Buddha January 7, 2014
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Verbal masturbation

The stretching of something being said to make it much longer than it could easily be. It is usually done because the speaker feels what they said is not enough, wants to hear them self talk or wants to make what they say more confusing.

The way they stretch it is by adding similes and metaphors that basically say the same exact thing as what they originally said.
Verbal masturbation

The inquiring man is not liked for he is the hungry lion who wants more food. It is the people who are unwilling to feed his mind like there are only so many gazelle. His hunger makes the other lions tremble and begin to hate his lifelong quest for knowledge. He will never have enough and the others do not wish to put up with him, so he is always alone. Like a man who steals the money of his peers and has become rich, and hated by others. Though the others could have easily become rich because the money was up for grabs. The rich man benefits from his quest for knowledge and is hated for doing better.

Translation

An intelligent and curious person is not liked.
by Joe725 September 29, 2008
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Miramichi masturbator

(also called m&m's)

Residents of Miramichi who masturbate all the time even when when it causes them trouble. They will never stop, even if the red dragon says so.
Ohhh snap, she's masturbating in class again. She's such a Miramichi masturbator.

Can you please stop masturbating when i'm talking to you? Jeez you're such a m&m
by shanayjohnson44 November 10, 2010
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