Mass Hole

The most massive of all the Assholes, can also be the biggest Asshole of all Assholes you've ever known.

"My Ex sure is a Mass Hole"

by Aunt-Sass May 26, 2016

Mass diddler

One who diddles at a mass level

Dude have you seen Larry? He hasn't been the same since the mass diddler struck.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Mass

When you go to somewhere and mrs clause or Santa is having sexual intrcorurse

I went to town and I saw a mass

by Duck Cheney December 18, 2019

The mass pass

The mass pass is like the n-word pass but you can make jokes about fat people the mass pass can be given out by any chubby/fat person.

Dude: hey man can you give me the mass pass
Friend: no

by LordHeadAss445 January 6, 2020

Mass Surveillance

When that guy who is watching you through your camera from the van parked outside your bedroom is waiting to diddle you, but everything is made in China and the facial recognition on your end reports you to the government for stalking him.

"I got the password to a girl's computer who I met online and copied all her messages, then realized I can do this with all women. So now I operate an Analytics business and sell the data about their liquor and credit card purchases, what they wear, and who they are with to their exes and the nanny government and their good ol' mass surveillance."

by Anna-Lisa Malone February 12, 2020

negative mass

A form of mass that repels, not attracts.
Expressed as: -1 kg

Guy 1: I'll put negative mass in my friend's bed so he can't sleep.
- later -
Guy 2: WHY CAN'T I GET IN MY BED?!?!?!?

by themastermcadochemist March 14, 2020