Mark Keppel High School

A high school with a football team so incredibly fail that their first victory in years netted an article on the LA Times.

"Who are we playing again?"
"It's just Mark Keppel High School."
"Oh, easy win then."

by Jormungar November 21, 2009

Mark Ray

To make friends with a girl and gradually convince her to break up with her boyfriend for you, thereby "stealing" her.

Hey man, can I talk to you? "Sure" Well, it's just.. my girlfriend has been less intimate towards me.. I dunno why.. she's also spending a lot of time with this dude.. Going to the cinema with him.. hanging out.. you know? "Dude, I think you totally just got Mark Ray'd"

by K191 December 11, 2011

Mark lee

The only man ever

Person1:omg mark lee is such a good dancer
Person2:and a great rapper
Person3:and he can sing and play the guitar
Person1:THATS SO SEXY OF HIM
person2:yes he's the only man with rights

by watchyoqueenhitthedecklikeppam December 1, 2020

mark madden

A very fat Pittsburgh sports talkshow host who thinks he's the smartest guy in the world but can't even pronounce Heinz Ward properly! He spends most of his overrated show kissing his own ass (which has to take a lot of kissing considering how huge it is) and insulting everyone else every chance he gets! Used to announce for WCW wrestling and claims he is friends with many pro wrestlers. Has done sports nationally as well for ESPN but had a show cancelled shortly after first airing! Needs to take a bath every once in a while and brush his teeth at some point. Also co-hosts a TV show on Sunday nights that is incredibly boring.

Bob: Hey Frank, Did you see Mark Madden on TV the other day?

Frank: Of course I did. He takes up the whole screen and has the biggest, loudest mouth on the planet!

by SteelerGuy July 27, 2006

Mark Heap

Brilliant actor and comedic genius who has performed in such shows as Jam, Big Train, Spaced and Green Wing.

Mark Heap cannot paint, but he can fall off chairs and things.

by Ann Coats November 9, 2006

Mark Out

To temporarily forget that wrestling is fake because something cool happened.

I totally marked out when Hogan came back from that beat down!

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Mark Foley

1. Disgraced Rpublican Representative from Florida who resigned after it was revealed that he sent sex messages to a 16 year old page. Worked on Child Protection Committee. Gay guy who voted to ban gay marriage. Covered for by Republican Speaker Dennis Hastert. GOP leaders and pro-"family" groups were quick to blame to scandal on gay people, proving that they really are homophobes.

GOP Leader: We were afraid if we stopped Mark Foley from preying on teenage boys we would be accused of gay-bashing,
Person with common sense: You've never been afraid of hurting gay people, plus the boy was 16 with a 53 year-old man for crying out loud!

Pro-"family" advocate: Mark Foley proves that gay men hurt little boys.
Person with common sense: You're a homophobe

by Trinu October 13, 2006