Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2

Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"

Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*

No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!

And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2

Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2 by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023

Spirit of the lie 

I called your religion a lie and now you're making up non-sequiturs to call everything I say a lie.

Hym "The 'spirit of the lie' is, I think, my favorite of your new wave of talking points. It demonstrates exactly how little agency you consider people to have over their own mind, it defends your ethos from criticism by framing anyone who isn't doing what you say as occupied by the wrong spirit (if they were doing what you say they'd be occupied by the spirit or truth) and, therefore, they've criticism is both invalidated and being levied by, not a person who can see where you're wrong... But by a lie-spirit that you don't actually have to engage with."

Spirit of the lie by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

That's a lie, Meg 

You are perfectly capable of understanding what a lie is, Meg.

Meg "Well if you think killing my kids is justified then I THINK what they are doing to YOU is justified" 😤

Hym "And then 'your' kids imitate you by doing to other people what you are doing to me INSTEAD OF imitating ME and telling the truth regardless of the consequences. Your kids think what they are justified. The kid they are doing it thinks killing them is necessary. So, they kill as many as they can. Now your kids are dead. And we JuSt CaN't KnOw WhO's. So... Let's do a full audit of what everybody has been doing for the last 10 years. I've been pleading with the viewers of this to intervene and created the AI and have been troubleshooting as needed on the abstract side of things. The viewers and the YouTube freaks have been doing the thing I said not to do to ME. And that's that. Now... Whenever anyone talks about Andrew Tate or AI or any of the shows or any of my ideas without mentioning ME. That's a lie, Meg. Therefore, if your religion is true, you and your kids are going to burn forever. That's right folks! It's time to get extra crispy, baby! 多重の運命の絆が広がる MULTI-TETHER DESTINY BOND: SINS OF THE FATHER!!! 父の罪 Now. I KNOW... That you have come up with some little caveat in that little shit-brain of yours but I KNOW and YOU KNOW that you don't make the rules of hell. So, no, Meg. Not that. My thing, Meg."

That's a lie, Meg by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

That's a lie, Mike 

You know what a lie is Michael.

Hym "You're not doing it explicitly because I said I wouldn't validate your religion. You're miming the words but really that's all there is to it. So, that's a lie, Mike. You have no intention of ever doing your religion properly. I said it before and I was right. It's a prescription for others for an illness they do not have and that is exactly why the weaponized schizophrenia too. OH! You know what I just thought of something! Well, 2 things actually. But, I gotta cut this one short. You're a liar Michael. Hell for you and your kids."

That's a lie, Mike by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Ball Don't Lie 

An expression, often used in basketball, to describe a situation where a perceived bad call or unfair decision is followed by a positive outcome for the team or player who felt wronged.

Player: *Misses a free throw for after a foul was called but no contact was made*
Opposing Team Player: "Ball don't Lie!"

Ball Don't Lie by victorgardin May 17, 2025

Let sleeping dogs lie 

avoid interfering in a situation that is currently causing no problems but might do so as a result of such interference.

"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie and not bring up old arguments that could cause unnecessary tension in the group."

Let sleeping dogs lie by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them. 

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers

"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."

Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them. by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025