Landon 

The strange kid in the corner that looks a lot like Elvis Presley and insists he is good at sports. Although, many say he uses WAY to much hair gel.

Person: have you seen that kid that looks like Elvis?

Person 2: you mean Landon?

Landon by 😶😳🤖😱😔😐😂😀😅🦄 August 2, 2017

Landing strip 

When you are in or about to begin the act of male masterbation in your bed and lay down a neat line of toilet paper at the projected target so it doesn’t get on your bed.

Guy 1: yea man I laid down the phatest landing strip last night but it just want enough to contain this December 1st nut.

Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me

Landing strip by Cay919 November 30, 2017

Lannan 

A big dumb idiot who passes out on a toilet.

There was a lannan last night.

Lannan by Oilee November 28, 2018

Landen 

Landen is one of those people who always make you smile and laugh no matter what. He’s a amazing friend and a awesome boyfriend. He’s a keeper so keep that in mind. He is funny, cute, goofy, and kind.

Landen is such a cool friend!!

Landen by Unknown~333 May 12, 2019

Landon 

A perverted pig, if you let him baby-sit your child he will kill them. He is trash at fornite and is short as hell

Landon is such a perv

Landon by Moriah123 November 1, 2019

Landen 

A fucking obsessive hot wheels fan who is almost bald

Landen is an idiot

Landen by sloppywetdick November 15, 2019

Reverse landing strip 

When you shave just the center of pubic hair and not the sides. Also what that Fendi Scarf looks like. (It's not a thing people do.)

She had a reverse landing strip.

Reverse landing strip by LolJunky October 18, 2018