Kevin

Kevin is a boy with crazy hair, usually gets girls named caitlin whipped on him but Kevin is a loner he only has one friend named Ellis, there both mings P.S kevin is a nesbit

I’m Kevin and I’m a nesbit

by Chedder420 July 30, 2018

Kevin

This guy usually looks like a ape or smells but other than that is an all around good person.

Kevin.

by A/rock April 23, 2018

Kevin

A gay boi, a weaboo

Someone who is way too obsessed with anime, manga etc.

He might be a fan of Naruto or Jojo

The Kevin:"I just bought a new body pillow!!!"

The normal person:"You're such a fucking kevin dude"

by UrLadisFag May 24, 2018

Kevin

Little and tiny asshole who have a small and almost non-visible dick

That dumbass is almost as stupid as Kevin

by HugeDick 07 September 5, 2019

Kevin

The male, private pilot version of a "Karen". He has only flown Cessna 172s, flying gynormous traffic patterns, never exceeding 45 degrees of bank and backtracking painfully slowly on busy summer days. Even so, he considers himself an expert on all flying subjects and is quick to correct any apparent infringement of the FARs, especially on FB Groups like Taildragger Pilots United.

That guy is such a Kevin! He said he's going to call the FAA because he saw a Kitfox waterskiing!

by Flayling October 19, 2020

Kevin

A flaming homosexual and the bitchiest man alive. All people named Kevin are generally douchebags. Kevins have an inordinate amount of butt sex. Their asses are well lubed machines literally. Kevins like to hump random people in the parking lots of grocery stores.

Watch yo ass, Kevin is comin'!

We need beverages cuz I don't like water.

by captainjord3 December 9, 2010

Kevin

HE IS A DOUCHE BAG WHO LIKES TO MAKE FUN OF YOU ON URBAN DICTIONARY. HIS PULL OUT GAME IS WEAK AS HELL AND HE HAS SEX WITH TREES FOR LIVING. HE ALSO IS A THOT WITH A STD

KEVIN LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN WITH A STD

by The nicest person ever April 6, 2017