Kelly Clarkson

The girl I dream about about marrying in the middle fo class. Also the girl i'm overly obssed about.

When kids ask me which celebrity i like, I say Kelly Clarkson!

by Leo Kaplowitz April 19, 2006

Helen Keller

When you're getting head from a chick and right before you bust, you box her ears and when she pulls away you nut in her eyes.

That bitch was takin so long, she might as well have been handicapped so I gave her a Helen Keller and peaced out!

She wanted to experiment in the bed room so I surprised her and gave her a Helen Keller. She wasn't too stoked.

by Freakin' Fantastic April 18, 2010

Kelley

the most amazing woman on earth. model like blonde with blue eyes.

This woman changed my life. She is such a Kelley

by Simply Destructive March 5, 2008

Bloody Helen Keller

When you're fisting a woman on her period, while doing sign language with the inserted hand.

If you're dating a blind girl (having her period) and she wants you to talk dirty to her while fisting her, the only way to do this is by the Bloody Helen Keller.

by Ace Feely January 28, 2007

Helen Keller

Playing a FPS game with the TV turned off, therefore being unable to see or hear what's happening in the game. The term comes from a woman from the past called Helen Keller who was blind and deaf.

Black Ops was getting fucking boring last night, so I went Helen Keller.

by Arblegif February 25, 2011

kelly osbourne

1.) Ozzy Osbourne's daughter
2.) Has out 2 cds (well actually 3) Shut Up/Changes, and Sleeping in the Nothing

Always has a different hair do and doesnt take shit from anybody

Person 1- Did you get Kelly Osbourne's new cd Sleeping in the Nothing?
Person 2- Yeah I did and its awesome! Kelly rocks!

by Kellys #1 Fan July 20, 2008

Helen Keller

When you cum in both of a girls eyes and ram your cock down her throat so she has trouble speaking.

I felt like a miracle worker when I gave Sarah the Helen Keller.

by Andy Strong February 14, 2006