Jo Momma; an incel's figurative mother; a fake name assigned by a troll to the mother of their male victim's (online) persona, (i.e., LARPers; an incel; a simp; a fellow troll; etc.) used for the soul purpose of trolling, bullying and potentially triggering their target.
'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
Jo Momma has amazingly come out of an extended 10 year coma today, after May-Hu-Gee Wang rear-ended and smashed her Mini to smithereens with his semi monster-hybrid . It's believed that Jo Momma was still inexperienced handling stick at the time, and instead pulling off, had further backed up into May-Hu-Gee Wang's heavy oncoming load. Equipped for deep-drill fracking, the weight and ton of May Wang's disproportionately massive sized rig, ferociously rammed head first into the compact back-boot of Jo Momma's comparatively tiny dinky. May Wang's colossal LXXX-footer plowed into Jo Momma with such intense velocity, that the entire length of her soft interior velour velvet covering, had been reduced to nothing more than a fist-sized pinkish clump of crumpled rag, stuffed into furious flurry all the way up her, likewise emaciated, glovebox compartment. Taking the full-force of May Wang's humongous haul had all but flattened her lovely lady ride into a generous portion of stacked pancakes , smeared with more than a generous, extra-large dolloping of brown syrup. One could say it was a mouthwatering brunch, but only for the jaws of life, who hungrily dug into what was once Jo Momma's comfortable warm Cooper, but had become her trap... banged-up & mangled beyond recognition... yet still glistening with lustrous galore from the wet downpour that had come down in and the , that fateful day Hershey's highway, route 69.
by gruz_the_ugh November 04, 2022
A wonderful, beautiful, and caring young woman. An amazingly unique person to have around. Fun, wise, funny, cute, witty, easy to get along with, envied by many bitches, wanted by many guys, and hated without even trying. A motherly/big sister figure. Cares a lot and loves hard. Very outgoing, yet very shy at the same time. Sporty, yet sexy as fuck. Mature for her age. Always there for anyone. Great at giving advice and helping others. Gives with no expectations of getting back. Multi-talented and never gives up. Very competitive, yet shows great sportsmanship. A leader without trying. A beautifully humble piece of art both inside and out. Definitely one of a kind.,
Jo-Mary is such a sweetheart
by Chicken dust November 22, 2021
He's the one you look for your whole life. Your twin flame your mirror your other half. He's your heart soul and everything in between
by Melissajo October 05, 2020
A beautiful girl who makes everyone else around her laugh and smile. She is a very happy girl and is usually popular. She loves spending time with her friends but also makes time for the ones she loves the most, her family. She can be sassy at times but she can also really care for you.
by nameless_johndoe January 18, 2017
funny lookin bearded guy on the big green tractor who always watches you and larry through the window, but don't know how to as the
by yodogspjs April 06, 2018
Jo Jo siwa is a baddie who writes sogs and has a youtube channel SHE ALSO SPEAKS WAY TO FAST
"hi are you jo jo siwa i am a big fan"
JoJo siwa: "JKSDHFHFKDHDFDGHSKYHUSGDUKSHFGHSHJFHGKFGKHFSHJDSFJH"
"huh"
"hi are you jo jo siwa i am a big fan"
JoJo siwa: "JKSDHFHFKDHDFDGHSKYHUSGDUKSHFGHSHJFHGKFGKHFSHJDSFJH"
"huh"
by Jo Jo siwa 12345678910 April 15, 2024