Jake Paul

Jake Paul is the most overrated cancerous youtuber in the history of the world. Legend has people prefer to be possesed by satan himself rather than watch a vlog of this anti-lad cancerous specimen. Maybe of the luckiest pricks to ever live. He does not deserve the fame he has and has no idea about real pains and struggles.

I got jake pauled, in other words i have cancer all over my body.

by TheUser101 February 07, 2018

Jake Paul

A cancerous YouTuber.

Why are you in the hospital?
I watched Jake Paul.

by HellsTacoSauce July 23, 2017

Jake Gower

A bourbon-ginger drink

Person 1:
Bartender can I get a Jake Gower?
Bartender:
1 Bourbon-ginger coming your way.

by athensmongrel November 08, 2011

Jake Paul

A bedroom experiment gone wrong!

You should have swallowed you dumb bitch, now the world is infested with cancer!

=Jake Pauls parents

by Poopee fingers July 15, 2018

hot jake

hot jake is some one that loves licken sweat of linemans ball sack after a long day at work

im going to hot jake my boss today

by altec876 January 27, 2011

jake gyllenhaal

found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)

person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!

by kniveschau November 12, 2021

Jake Paul

A YouTuber who thinks he is “savage.” His channel hasn’t be deactivated yet. When he talks your ears bleed. I DO NOT RECOMMEND WATCHING.

Jake Paul: “ITS EVERYDAY BROOOO”

Small child: “My ears!!!! They’re bleeding!!”

by Geodeflavor223 February 17, 2018